Sacrilege.
you've heard of mormons. there's a ton in arizona.

sidebar - i had never met a mormon until i moved to arizona and started working at asu. now, they're everywhere. they're taking over! and they don't seem the least bit cultish, mom!

back to the topic at hand - there's a ton of mormons around. i was recently speaking with g-frita and we both realized that we are in love with the same man. his name is mark, and he's on sytycd and he is my husband.

then i find out that he is also g-frita's husband. wtf!?! and then i realized, i am now mormonesque. fortunately, i won't be having any children that can be taken away by the state of texas, but, i am still "married" to a man who's already married. g-frita and i decided that we would not be mormons - cuz they hate the mo's - instead, we would be whormons.

our religion? marry who you want, sleep with who you want, enjoy. oh. sleep in on sundays. church is overrated. oh yeah, chocolate is your new god. um. i think that's it.

welcome to the new world order. whormons. we're everywhere!

hasta.